Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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