i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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