i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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