Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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