we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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