He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
dude. I can hear the air.
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