she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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