first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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