No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Randomize
