Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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