I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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