toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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