and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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