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I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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