no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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