it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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