what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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