? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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