do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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