we're blogging at a bar
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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