I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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