if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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