Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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