I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
God, I missed his penis.
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