Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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