Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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