No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just forgot I was standing up.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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