About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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