How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
whose ass print is on the piano?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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