Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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