Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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