Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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