So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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