somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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