I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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