he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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