Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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