Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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