And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
