so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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