I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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