1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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