Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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