I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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