You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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