All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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