I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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