the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You ruined the universe
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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