how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I just gift wrapped bread.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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