Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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