your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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