At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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