Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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