even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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